User:Theaterfreak64

This user knows that there is no dark side of the moon really — matter of fact it's all dark.

Hello all! I don't think I quite qualify as a wikiholic, but I'm gettin' close...my favorite site, and all I talk about to one of my friends--I'm in danger, at least.

If you'd like to see my for-now extremely short, as well as incomplete, Wiki Calendar...well, there it is.

My also extremely-short-for-now Wikipedia to-do list is here.

Current Wikistress -- I try to worry about myself for now; I'm more of an objectivist than a commie, although not everyone would agree.

From Geoffrey Bell

Geoffrey Bell is an insufferable know-it-all living in Santa Barbara, California. He is fifteen-years-old and attends Dos Pueblos Senior High School. He is obsessed with Henrik Ibsen and Wikipedia. Other interests include theatre, method acting, Junior State of America, and Russian Literature.

In recent years, Bell has come under attack from staunch conservatives due to his radically liberal views. Some have postulated that he is not actually a member of Homo Sapiens per se, and is instead a metaphysical extension of the United States Libertarian party.

--Main contributers: user:68.6.119.67 (section one) and WMCoolmon (section two plus wf), both under the pseudonyms of IP addresses (though I might add that the latter was at school; whether or not he was trying to be sneaky, I do not know).

This user's homeworld is mostly harmless.

This user supports the ACLU.

This user's news source is The Onion.

This user no longer wishes to be associated with the leadership of the Boy Scouts of America.

(For more of my userboxes, look no further.)